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"Nation of Integration"
"Fans fear new signs"
"Paul Bearer collects chins"
"The Rock stays hard"
"NO MORE 3:16 SIGNS. 3:16"
"YOUR AD HERE"
"REDNECKS 4 LIFE"
"This Space for Rent"
"McMahon 3:16 Don't Cross the Boss"
"What about me? What about my sign?"
"Jerichololics Anonymous"
"The Titanic Sank when it hit Goldberg"
"Drunk 24:7"
"Rico + Chris Jericho= Ambiguosly Gay Duo"
"Vince who's your daddy?"
"DDP bangs guys"
"Bret Hart: I've been screwed over a 1000 times"
"Sable, Got Milk?"
"Beer 3:16"
"GOLDBERG: WHO'S LEFT?"
"Chyna is my long lost brother"
"I hate signs"
"She has herpes"
"I need help"
"The Great B@!ls of Chyna!"
"Sable 24/7:69"
"I Need A Girlfriend"
"Rock quit cookin the rock"
"Sable you left your toothbrush at my house last night"
"Whos bischoff blowing?...nwo"
"Goldberg: 98 jobbers 3 real wrestlers"
"Trish, Lita, and Victoria: The six best things in wrestling"
"Marc Mero is a wife beater, because thats all he can beat"
"LUGER IS 99% SILICON!!!!"
"Survey Says Nitro Sucks"
"Val venis Mr. Everynight"
"Vince you silly bastard"
"Val Venis and McMahon are gay porn stars!"
"Chyna Rape Me!!!!!"
"McMahon failed SCU"
"We love all 26 Guerreros"
"Will work for Head"
"I Love Stop Signs"
"Goldberg Fears Speeches"
"Will Wrestle For Food"
"Who Booked This Crap?"
"Your Paying $29.95 For This!"
"Your Gimmick Sucks!"
"I Steal Cable TV"
"RAVEN Fears Soap"
"We Love ERIC" ( held up by Bischoffs mother )
"USE THE SIGN" ( used by Raven to knock out DDP )
"Nation of Idiots"
"The Rock has no rocks"
"I have more signs than Lodi"
"Why all the signs?"
"I didn't pay for this" (seen at the last epesode of WCW)
"Chavo had one pixy stick too many"
"Buh Buh: Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy!"
"I smell ratings"
"Pepe is Head's brother"
"McMahon fears HEAD"
"Funk Funked my Grandma"
"Mankind lives in my closet"
"Nash's mom drives a pickle wagon"
"Sable fears Breast Reductions"
"Patterson fears women"
"Ric Flair has Saggy t!tt!es"
"Dudekind Jack-Oooooow Have a nice Bang Bang"
"Venis fears DiCaprio"
"Raven and Jericho Cry-babys-r-us"
"I am Sable's PIMP"
"WHY DOES BRET HART WEAR A PINK TRIANGLE?"
"Trailer Trash from lot 3:16"
"Venis 3:16. I just stole your wife"
"We Clean Windsheilds"
"Hey Venis, Show Us Uranus"
"Hey Mom, Pick Me Up I'm Drunk!"
"Vince, screw me like you screwed Bret!!!"
"Lodi Stole my signs"
"It's time It's time, it's nudie time"
"Hogan is so old he farts dust!"
"Nitro just ran out of fuel"
"Hogan vs. Flair.... Age in the Cage!!"
"N ash W as O z" (NWO)
"HULK HOGAN & BRET HART VS. RODDY PIPER & RANDY SAVAGE - JURASSIC PARK"
"SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE"
"LUCHA LIBRE - TRANSLATION: BATHROOM BREAK"
"WATCH OUT, RING BOYS! ALFONSO'S ON THE LOOSE!"
"WHEN I GROW UP, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE THE SANDMAN"
"TAZ - THE 13TH MONKEY"
"CONDOMS PREVENT DUDLEYS"
"THE GUY BEHIND ME CAN'T SEE"
"Brisco Brothers Body Shop Stole My Hubcaps."
"I didnt know what to write"
"Sting is an evil mime"
"Hogan Has Saggy T!+s"
"Wal-Mart Is WCW"
"Attention Kmart Shoppers-- S*CK IT!!!"
"LODI STOLE MY SIGN"
"Sable is My viagra"
"Piper fears pants"
"Goldberg fears competition"
"Tits= Ratings"
"Raven fears Shampoo"
"I'm with Stupid --->" "<---He's stupid,too"
"I eat SPAM"
"I like SPAM"
"Emler Fudd says'WCW=Weal Cwappy Wessawing'"
"DX's newest members: Chyna's new t!ts!"
"Hey Saturn, where's Uranus?"
"Triple H had a Triple chin"
"We can smell what the Rock cooked for dinner!"
"Chyna: toughest man in all of wrestling"
"Nitro Girls - Who knees 'em?"
"Jerry Lawler - King Nothing" (Metallica reference)
"Hey Ross-what are you looking at?"
"I hitch-hiked for this match?"
"Giant-biggest smoking ad ever"
"WWE-more silicon than the valley!"
"WWF-We Worship F@g$!"
"Book ME!"
"Disco does the two-step"
"Becks: German for beer Wright: German for queer"
"I like my Sunny side down"
"WHO FARTED?"
"I GOT CHYNA SYNDROME"
"Chyna Your The Man!"
"Paul Bearer is Cartman's Father!!"
"The Giant fears Hooked on Phonics"
"Triple HIV"
"WCW sux, Bischoff swallows"
"If im a jackass im gonna HEE HAW my foot up your a*s!"
"Chavo, I think you need a bigger box!!"
"Bitchoff sucks Hogan's @$$"
"I hate security!"
"4:20 Horsemen"
"Norman Smiley Jobber of the decade"
"I'M NOT A JERICOHOLIC!!! I'M AN ALCOHOLIC!!!"
"I Eat Va-Chyna""DX can suck these"
"Nation of Masturbation"
"What about me? what about raven? How about shutting the hell up!!!!!!!!"
"I left my wife at nitro" (seen at a Raw taping 1998)
"Mean Gene Tosses Salad"
"I was in Chyna last night and it stunk"
"WCW = WE CAN'T WRESTLE!"
"I snort with Scott Hall"
"I NEED TICKETS!!!"
"WE GOT IN 4 FREE!!"
"Hogan fears Captain Silly Pants"
"Im a Jericoholic (rip up my sign)"
"Big Poppa Pumps Steriods"
"Trailer Trash 4-Life"
"Dirty Dallas Page"
"My Sign Sux!!!"
"OLD-Berg"
"Look MA I'm on Rasslin'!!"
"Brad Armstrong - 1998 Jobber of the Year"
"Wolfpac Needs Val Venis"
"Jerry Lynn used to be a power ranger"
"Give us a blood bath"
"Norman makes me Smiley"
"HEY SABLE WHAT OR WHO DID YOU DO TO GET YOUR JOB BACK"

thanks to: http://www.wrestlingwire.net for these signs